Lost my job came home mad
Got a hug and a kiss and that's too bad
She said i can go to work until you find another job
I said i like the sound of that
Watch tv and take long naps
Go from a hard working dad to being mr. mom
Pampers melt in a maytag dryer
Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind barney for the fifteenth time
Breakfast six naps at nine
There's bubble gum in the babie's hair
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
It's crazy all day long and it's only monday mr. mom
Football soccer and ballet
Squeeze in scouts and pta
There's that grocery list she left for me
That's seven pages long
How much smoke can one stove make
The kids won't eat my charcoal cake
Before i fall in bed tonight
If the dog didn't the classified's
I'm gonna look just one more time
Balancin' check books juggling bills
Thought there was nothing to it
Baby now i know how you feel
What i don't know is how you do it
2002 10