Three nights ago i was at a disco
Man, i's born to bump i was rarin' to go
And this big, fat woman bumped me on the floor
She was rarin' to go, that chick was rarin' to go
Man, she did a dip, almost broke my hip
She was gettin' down, that chick was gettin' down
She wanted to bump some more, but i told her no
You done knocked me down once; you done knocked me down once
I said if you want a dance, find you a big fat man
Ya'll go on and get on down; ya'll go on and get on down
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Somebody take her, she's too big for me; she'll knock me down
She came over to me, snatched me outta my seat
She wanted to get on down; still wanted to get on down
I told her to go on and leave me alone
I ain't gettin