I'm a mother, i'm a lover
A chef, a referee
I'm a doctor, and a chauffeur
Seven days a week
I ain't asking for a metal
Yeah i know you work too
I'd just like a little credit
Where credit is due
It's the hardest gig i've known
I work my fingers to the bone
The dishes and the diapers never stop
Lousy pay ain't no 401k
I know this may come as a shock
(baby you're in for a shock)
But this here's a full time job
Well i'm taking a vacation
I could use a little fun
I'll be sipping on the silence
And soaking up the sun
I'm leaving you my apron
You can try it on for size
You said there's nothing to it
So i'm sure you'll be fine
The dishes and the diapers never stop
Lousy pay ain't no 401k
I know this may come as a shock
(baby you're in for a shock)
But this here's a full time job
In a day or maybe two
You'll be changing your tune
By then you'll be ready to drop
Working my full time job
This here's a full time job
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