Who was once a bull hooking son of a gun
Now who keeps a pint hid out behind chute number one
Who was ridin high till a pretty girl rode him to the ground
Any kid knows where to find me
I'm Bandy the rodeo clown
In the ridin and the ropin I was closin in on number one
Now in dreams at night I ride on that silver saddle I never won
Since she left me the whiskey takes me to the rodeo grounds
Where the cowboys think I'm handy
I'm Bandy the rodeo clown
I could ride em all
The bulls and the broncs knew I was boss
But the ride that woman took me on
Broke a whole lot more than this old cowboy's bones
While the tears on my makeup melts my painted smile into a frown
The crowd thinks I'm a dandy
I'm Bandy the rodeo clown
I could ride em all
The bulls and the broncs knew I was boss
But the rid