I believe that gas is too damn high
And bananna puddin' is more american than apple pie
I believe in love
I believe in peace
But i don't believe we'll ever see in in that middle east
I believe the bible is stone cold fact
And jesus is comin' back
Before she does
I believe the sabbath is the day of rest
And the tax man and the devil share the same address
I believe don't start if you're gonna quit
I believe in keep your mouth shut and carry a big stick
I believe dogs are better than cats
And i believe jesus is comin' back before she does
There's absolutely positively no doubt in my mind
That oj. did it lee harvey didn't she's really gone this time
I believe that cold cold beer tastes better
On a barstool than anywhere
I believe hard work really makes the man
But everyone should wet a line every now and then
I believe it's best to pay in cash
And jesus is comin' back
Before she does
I believe she was a real good thing
But can you believe i let a girl like her get away
I believe she meant it the night she packed
Said jesus is comin' back