[Bailiff]
Will The Court Please Rise?
Judge Funk Doctor Spock Residing
[Prosecutor]
Your Honor Lil' Kim Is A Threat To Society
She Has Shown A Blatant Disregard For The Law
And Has Killed Six Fine Law Enforcement Agents In The Line Of Duty
For The Vicious Acts
She Should Be Punished To The Fullest Extent Of The Law
[Lil' Kim]
Pardon Me Your Honor
May I Address The Bench?
They Try-Na Assassinate Me Like They Did To Larry Flynt
* Coughs
Excuse My Persona
I May Be Hardcore But I'm Not Jeffrey Dalmer
Ever Since I Killed 'Em
I Ain't Been In Trouble Since
It Wasn't My Fault I Acted Out Of Self-Defense
He Killed My Best Friend
(Who's Him?)
I Mean Them
They Was All Dressed In Blue And They Want Me Dead Too
They Had Real Grenade Bombs Inside Of Their Palms
And A Whole Bunch Of Guns Wrapped Tight In Their Arms
See Them Bastards Woke Me Up When They Broke My Alarm
I Was Getting My Ass Licked By This Cat Named Tom
(Stop!)
I Heard Three Guns Cocked That's When Tom Dropped
They Sent The Bow And Arrow Right Through His Tank Top
(Oh She's Lying!)
Lying? Blood Was Gushing On The Floor
Fingerprints All On The Door
Need I Say More?
Pulled Out The Remote Can And Shot Blows After Blow
Ploom! Queen Off Her Toes
They Fell Down Like Dominoes
I Think It Was The Matrix, I Mean It Was The Matrix
What Was I Do?
Sit Back And Just Take This?
Yo I Tell You Now
If I Lose This Debate
Like In Dead Presidents
I'm Going Out Like Lorenz Tate
See I Ain't Gon Be Stupid
I'm Gon Take All Y'all To