"Life is a valley of tears on Radio Depressed.
Hey you're listening to WKDepressed, and it's 9 AM, and I'm really bored.
And it's raining as you can hear, cos our studio isn't really soundproof...
And we still didn't get any calls, I remind you you can call on the show, you can call 555 3298, you can talk on the radio... about how much life sucks. Not that being on the radio will bring you anything... I've been doing these shows for a while now... I still don't have a girlfriend... And I don't really have any friends either...
So, we're gonna play a record that we already played yesterday on yesterday's show... But I don't really have any money to buy some new records, you know, I'm not even getting paid for doing this show... I guess the only reason why I'm doing this show is I don't have anything better to do...
Anyway, that's it, WKDepressed."