Five times a year I'll return with a fake pay package that I didn't earn
It's the benefits and little bits I make sure I've got
I'm the one who works the oil rigs but really am not
I've gotta wife and kid on the lower estate
And it all started when I won a bet with my mate
He said you couldn't get her
I said I can
I kissed her at the bar and this affair began so
Each time ya make a little money
Put a little aside for me
So I can love you better when you come home to me
Each time I make a little money
I put a little aside for you
So I can love you better
When I come home to you
Two years down the line I've got it worked out
I've got a shift in the summer and the winter left out
My wife thinks I'm crazy cause I work up my time
But she doesn't even notice or even realize
But one day I must choose between my love and affair
But I don't think I've got the guts
I ain't got the nerve
Its such a hard decision to make me choose one
But what they don't know won't hurt them so I'll just carry on and...