In dreams it seems I always see
Avenue P as it ought to be
In a four star movie directed by me
And starring of course yours truly
Rosie
In this fabulous movie
You're all gonna see
An entirely different Avenue P
I imagine me in a jungle gown
And Avenue P a jungle town
With King Kong swingin' out of a tree
And carrying me over that jungly
Avenue P, right!
You don't have to sit with your face in a droop
On the stoop
Cause your mama the boss says you better not cross
That old Avenue P
In a jungle you are free! Tada!
The tom tom beats
The tiger carouses
The Jungle creeps
Over the red brick houses
And for chillers and thrillers
I train giant gorillas to chase mamas and papas
Clippetty cloppetty thumping their breasts and roaring
Get offfa my property
No one's allowed who says maybe or no
They gotta get out
They just gotta go, right!
In my dreams I always see
Avenue P as it ought to be
A terrific place for people like me
You'll see
I'll make it that way.
Some day
Avenue P as it ought to be
Avenue P as it ought to be
Avenue P as it ought to be