You used to get it in your fishnets
Now you only get it in your nightdress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness,
Landed in a very common crisis
Everything's in order in a black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though,
That bloody Mary's lacking her Tabasco,
Remember when you used to be a rascal
The boys a slag, the best you've ever had,
The best you've ever had is just a memory and those dreams,
Weren't as daft as they seemed,
Not as daft as they seemed my love when you dreamed them up.
Flicking through a little book of sex tips,
Remember when the boys were all electric,
Now when she's told she's going to get it,
I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it
Clinging to not getting sentimental
Says she wasn't going but she went still,
Likes a gentleman not to be gentle,
Was it a mecca dobber or a betting pencil?
Flo, where did you go?
Where did you go?
Where did you go?
You were falling about
But you took a left off last laugh lane
You were just sounding it out
But you're not coming back again