Common cold christmas time with the common cold oh i
Won't go back and i’m never getting over this common
Cold we're much the same heading home on a plane iying
At the border to avoid paying claims 'cause our bags are
Full of presents and it's christmas all the same we just got
Home off the plane and i’m gonna kiss you nice and
Deeply between your swollen glands the cold is a nice
Excuse when your friends call to talk to you to say you
Can't go out they say you're getting old it's another thing i
Like about the common cold nearly od'd on vitamin c
You're standing in a line-up with a gift just for me and
You'll wrap it up in newsprint with a bow quite naturally i
Won't even try to peek they've got a miracle cure that's
What you've been told well now let's not rush to remedy
Come get warm in bed with me i need your body heat.