Deep dark underbark, Dick as a leek
Wearing some asparagus on his head
He his happy like a pea
Dicky Dicky feels like a celery
But Clark as a shark has to hide in the dark
Clark as a shark has to bark
Dark cloud in the sea, Clark as a shark
Crawling in the tide, shining bright
He smiles jeering at the poor Dick
Barking barking with a dogfish
But Dick has a leek has to sleep in the soil
Dick as a leek has to boil
...Deep dark underbark, Dick as a leek
Wearing some asparagus on his head
Dark cloud in the sea, Clark as a shark
Crawling in the tide, shining bright
They will never meet except in this silly song
So bad so bad so bad...so what ?
Radish-dish radish,radish-dish radish-dish radish