I Woke Up Yesterday Morning.
Fell Down Two Flights Of Stairs.
Well I Thought I Was Wide Awake But My Legs Were Still Asleep.
9-1-1 Ambulance Help Me!
But I Can't Reach The Phone
So I Screamed To My Neighbors Come Over - Break Into My Home!
I Broke My Back
There Was Nobody Left To Help Me.
Broke My Back.
All The Lies And Deception Won't Change The Perception That
I Fell Flat On My Ass.
I Wish This Had Happened Skydiving,
That My Parachute Failed.
But A Pair Of Shoes Tripped Me Down Stairs,
I Lay There And Wailed.
Those Things I Used To Take For Granted
Now I Take Sitting Down.
I Can't Brush My Teeth, Chew My Nails, Give The Finger To A Clown!
I Broke My Back.
And I Can't Even Change The Channels.
Broke My Back.
All The Lies And Deception Won't Change The Perception That
I Fell Flat On My Ass.
Well They Tell Me That I Shouldn't Be Discouraged,
But They Tell Me That I'll Never Walk Again.
They Say I'm Gonna Need A Lot Of Courage,
And They Say I'm Gonna Need A Lot Of Friends.
But What I Really Need Is A Pair Of Electric Legs
So I Wish Some Genius Would Just Invent Them.
And If They Cost Too Much I'd Share With Someone Else,
Or I'd Scan The Yellow Pages And Then I'd Rent Them.
I Know That I Could Probably Pop-A-Wheely, Entertaining The Kids.
I Can Put Hockey Cards In The Spokes, I Can Even Blow Skids.
I Get A Good Seat At A Concert, Even Get Stuff For Free.
Is It 'Cause I'm An Excellent Guy Or 'Cause They're Scared Of Me?
I Broke My Back
And I Can't Even Use The Clapper.
Broke My Back.
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