Its a hundred pounds an hour or two hundred for the day
I'll take cash or credit cards
I don't mind how you pay
It's a funny kind of business when your're in demand
A social man or policeman would never understand
It started back in 06 when I was down and out
Not a coin to rub together
Left in no doubt
I looked at the computer
And I had to make a choice
One was cleaning toilets and the other needed boys
Now I'm a freak
I get my money through lovin
I'm a freak
But it hurts me so much
I'm living by the hour
Sometimes by the day
Always gets me outta bed
And never goes away
Ahhhh
Ahhhh
Ahhhh
Here's another pensioner who's hornier than most
Gotta little cottage just on the coast
But we've gotta be so quick before her husband gets home
He might be old and grey, but he's as hard as a stone
The act of love was simple
But the end felt like death
Then she started talking
I could smell her breath
Oh my stomach went all queezy and I started to bork
I took my ready payments and I walked out the door
Now I'm a freak
I get my money through lovin
I'm a freak
But it hurts me so much
I'm living by the hour
Sometimes by the day
Always gets me outta bed
And never goes away
Ahhhh
Ahhhh
Ahhhh
All my friends laugh and they talk behind my back
Thinking I `m on top but inside my soul just rots
I'll pack it in someday, save some money move away
Coz life as a gigolo well its all gonna have to go
All gonna have to go
Spindling down my spine
It gives me the creeps
Pay me now not later cause we gotta leave
Gotta forty year old woman who's six foot four
All the kids go crazy when they see me at the door
It all gets sorted out when she gives them a clout
Stripped off in the bedroom shows me what it's about
I try and try all day, trying all day long
I try and try again until her money's all gone