He knew what he wanted to say
But he didn't know how to word it,
The dirty little Herbert was seeking an escape
But the place was well guarded,
The guiltiness had started,
Soon as the other part had stopped
D is for delightful and try and keep your trousers on,
I think you should know you're his favourite worst nightmare
D is for desperately trying to simulate
What it was that was alright three quarters of an hour ago
That had led him to be in this position,
On the brink of a mission,
On the brink of an episode.
He's nearing the brink
But he thinks first,
A parallel universe perhaps could be the perfect scene