I'm hiding in a bush outside your window
I'm feeling sick and numb
Fed all my best lines to my best friend
So he could be the one
But I'm a jerk because it worked
And I've just realised what I've done.
Guess I'll never be the guy to get the girl
Set it up so that he could rock your world
Promise me when you scream you fake it.
Holly I'm the one who should be dating
Seeing you with him is so frustrating
I taught him everything he knows
You fell for every single line I gave him
I know that I'm dumb
But Holly I'm the one.
So maybe I should just go home now
And let you have your fun
It doesn't make it any easier
I live across the street but one
But if that clown lets you down
Holly you know where to come.
Guess I could've been the guy to get the gorilla
Guess I could've been the one to rock your world
But I'm not, so I've got to face it.
Holly I'm the one who should be dating
Seeing you with him is so frustrating
I taught him everything he knows
He's just a fraud `cos I'm the guy who made him
I know that I'm dumb
But Holly I'm the one.
Who can't believe you're at my door
`Cos he confessed that he'd been cheating
Suddenly a chance for me to tell the secret I'd been keeping
I am the one, I am the one, I am the one,
I am the one, I am the one, I am the one!
You said you valued his integrity
And honesty is rare
He swore to you he'd never eat again
He cried and said he cared
Well, he's a jerk because it worked
Holly I'm the one who should be dating
Seeing you with him is so frustrating
I taught him everything he knows
He used to be my best friend, now I hate him
And it sucks that he won
`Cos he's a dick and you're amazing
I know that I'm dumb
But Holly I'm the one